Lettter from a Redneck

Happy Birthday, President Obama.... Well, you're the big five-oh today -- congratulations! I am not able to send you a gift, but would like to thank you for the 'gifts' you've given our country: 1. The highest unemployment rate since the Great Depression! 2. A healthcare plan that you have forced on us, but refuse to live under yourself! 3. A deficit that we will NEVER be able to pay off! 4. The ugliest First Lady in history with the biggest staff ever! 5. The most pious, smug, arrogant, ignorant, lying person to EVER occupy the Oval Office! Thanks for all of that and more, Mr. President. The only thing I regret more than the fact that you ever got elected is the fact that all of us will be paying for you and your bulldog-faced wife and children for the rest of your lives! Happy Birthday! P.S. - Jimmy Carter thanks you, too! You are the first president to actually make HIM look good!